I Am A Woman On The Edge

Ok, Lambs. I am losing it. As many of you know, I have been long beleaguered employee of "The Man". So, I have finally begun my job search in earnest. Talk about an un-glamorous undertaking. I have visited some offices at this point that make that movie Office Space look like it was filmed within the gilded doors of Trump Tower.

This is a fairly recent decision. I figure that since when I drift off to sleep at night I am not dreaming about my upcoming wedding, I am fantasizing about turning in my two weeks notice, I know I better do something. And FAST. I should be thinking about the moment that Snake lays his eyes on his beautiful bride, and the champagne. Instead, I am dreaming of yelling "Catch!" and chunking my company issued laptop at my employer, and while they are bleeding saying, "I gave you warning."

So, I have met with some recruiters that I feel like I have charmed into finding me some interviews. I have laughed and cried with them and done everything in my power to convince them that I am the employee of the year for anyone that is looking for a sometime glamour girl who is a fan of all things sparkly. And how do they repay me??? Sending me on these horrendous interviews where they ask me what "my greatest obstacle has been." What do you say to that? I can't say something noble like, "putting myself through college while feeding blind orphans." My life has been way more privileged than that. So, I thought long and hard about this question and seriously the only thing that came to mind was, MATH. Now, I know I can't say that, so I pulled out the ole "work life balance thing". It works. Whew.

So anyway, pray for me! I may lose it and get myself fired but if that is the case be ready for a very good story about my dramatic exit and the massive embezzling of pens that is sure to follow. Best case, I find the job of my dreams and go on to marry the guy of my dreams. Oh yeah, there is a wedding coming up! I knew there was something important....HA!