I Don't Think They Thought This Was As Cute As I Did

I don't think the cake baker really appreciated this. But, if I am paying you that kind of money for flour, eggs and frosting, my dog better like it, Bitch.

Well, we survived the weekend! The wedding of a lifetime is coming together. QueenB and I have been doing a happy dance while DaddyP is clutching his wallet with tears in his eyes. Is he sad to see his baby girl married off? Maybe. Is he sad to see that a good portion of money that could probably feed 1000 refugees is going to crystals being hung from the inside of the tent. Definitely. Whatev. I am the only child. You created this problem. Adjust.

We made it! Snake did not die from an over indulgence of wedding talk, and I narrowly escaped a run in with some cosmos made from VERY suspect vodka. Grey Goose my ASS. Grey Goose does not leave me praying for the spinning to stop at 3:00 the NEXT day. Despite that we even managed to have a good time! We even saw a whopping 5 minutes at the beach in our wild 48 hour adventure, but I did get to shop. And, honestly, isn't that all that matters?

I was, however, disappointed at one thing. I have no fabulous gay man (think Franc in Father of the Bride) involved in the planning of my wedding. I don't know what to do about that. I have no gay florist, or caterer, or wedding planner, I don't even have a gay limo driver. I'm sorry. I just don't know if I can get married without some (snaps in a z formation) gorgeous gay boy. Hum, maybe I could hire one.

PrincessP, "DaddyP, this wedding is really turning out to be perfect but I have one major problem."

DaddyP: "Yes, my darling daughter. I will spare no expense for your happiness. What would make your wedding day complete?"

PrincessP: "I need a queen."

DaddyP: "???"

PrincessP: "You heard me; I need a queen, a Nancy, a gay boy!!"

DaddyP: "How much is this going to cost me???"

PrincessP: "I don't know, head to midtown and check some prices. I think we should spare no expense here. I need someone to tell me how FIERCE I look, though."

DaddyP: Walks away clutching wallet and shaking head.

**PrincessP note: This is not intended to be derogatory towards any gay, lesbian, transgender, transvestite, readers. I love ya, and you make the world a more fabulous place, and I think you all know my stance on fabulousity.